Tuesday, February 28, 2012 - 6:53 AM

Wild boars are roaming the streets of Islamabad at night, and have even snuck onto the grounds of the presidential palace.
"The pig was like a terrorist. We shot him down," said station chief Fayaz Tanooli. "I have told the guards if another pig gets in then they will be dismissed." Alternatively, the chief could huff and puff and bloooooow their house down!
In Tuscany, the locals would stew that boar for hours with garlic, tomatoes, chili peppers, red wine, cloves, and fresh oregano, and then serve it tossed with papparadelle. But then, the Italians probably better than anyone else know how to appreciate life.
There are indeed many swine in Pakistan. Happily, some of them (Benazir comes to mind) are now sipping sherbet with Zia. Nawaz Sharif and Musharraf are, unfortunately, still with us. However, their day shall come.
With a nice Super-Tuscan......sorry, what were we discussing?
Or maybe a Barbaresco. In magnums.
now that's what I'm talking about
I really need to get back there. why can't we invade somewhere nice next? preferably somewhere with good plumbing, food and booze. (speaking of which, I never understood the ostensible reason for the prohibition on booze and porn in GO1 -- to avoid offending the locals. bullshit. what did offend them was all the pork we ate.)
>"The pig was like a terrorist. We shot him down," said station chief Fayaz Tanooli.
If he was REALLY like a terrorist, they would have covertly encouraged and financed him, gotten tall stacks of green from the US to finance counter-porcine operations (which they would have diverted into their own pockets,) then protested when the pig got smoked by a Hellfire launched from a drone of unknown origin (probably Peruvian or Congolese-you know how they roll.)
Home-grown trouble in Pakistan
Just like terrorism, pig is also home-grown in Pakistan.
The unfortunate consequences of food taboos
Don't tell me swine are dirty animals who shouldn't be eaten.
Pork-avoiding folks: Muslims, Jews and Adventists- put away the chicken, and, in terms of eating habits, there is no nastier creature than a chicken.
I read and heard that back in the day, Iraqi Christians would hunt boar, and use the meat for food, probably during the holidays. Their Muslim neighbors were happy to permit the hunting since the wild pigs got into things and probably ate livestock. Anecdotal, but it rings true.
hey I don't want to give up bacon
just saying that it was nonsensical to say that we couldn't drink but could eat pork. It's not like there are Iraqi liquor stores or anything....
Ya gotta admit, that guy's cute. Of course, when he grows up . . .
Couldn't help but be reminded of Andrei Codrescu's observation: "Tourists are terrorists with cameras; terroists are tourists with guns . . ."
There is absolutely nothing wrong with criticizing your country. in fact, it's encouraged. to not do so would be submitting to fear, which conservatives want (since they don't really support free speech, just when it agrees with their views).
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