‘Stoned wallabies make Australian crop circles’

Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:00pm

That's my headline of the day. I doubt it is true, and it has nothing to do with defense--except maybe against aliens and hopped-up macropods--but what a headline! Whoever wrote it should take off the rest of this week.

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Oh WoooW Man!

Unh... I don't know what to say, but I DO have a 'visual' on it...

Stoned Ozie sees dancing wallabies

Alan Rees: "I was traveling in Tasmania in the summer of last year and witnessed what I believed as dancing wallabies. I was intoxicated at the time and so put it down to the poppies I had consumed earlier that day. However after reading this article that experience made a lot of sense."

Sure, Alan, whatever.

Tasmanian Alkaloids

Poppy producer Tasmanian Alkaloids said livestock which ate the poppies were known to "act weird" -- including deer and sheep in the state's highlands.
[My emphasis]

I wonder if that's his real name or a stage name? ;-)