‘Stoned wallabies make Australian crop circles’

Unh... I don't know what to say, but I DO have a 'visual' on it...

Alan Rees: "I was traveling in Tasmania in the summer of last year and witnessed what I believed as dancing wallabies. I was intoxicated at the time and so put it down to the poppies I had consumed earlier that day. However after reading this article that experience made a lot of sense."

Sure, Alan, whatever.

Poppy producer Tasmanian Alkaloids said livestock which ate the poppies were known to "act weird" -- including deer and sheep in the state's highlands.
[My emphasis]

I wonder if that's his real name or a stage name? ;-)